The SS Used German Shepherds, but Gene Simmons Prefers Rottweillers

Shock-rocker Gene Simmons showed his anti-French Poodle bias by saying, "If I go through a neighborhood, I don`t want a little French poodle," Displaying his xenophobic neo-Nazi tendencies he added,"I think the world has become a bad neighborhood. "It`s good to have a Rottweiler in office. I strongly support him,"(meaning President Bush.)

When interviewed on CNN's "Anderson Cooper 360" Anderson asked, "More and more celebrities speaking out about the war. Gene, is that their place? How do you feel about it all?" Simmons replied, "Well, I think celebrities are wonderful, and I think you should always take the political point of view of somebody who lives in Malibu seriously." Do I detect a note of sarcasm directed toward our pal Babs Streisand? Well, Gene, maybe real celebrity heroes like Babs Streisand, Joan Baez and Peter Yarrow think there's nothing wrong with French Poodles. At least they know how to roll over, lie down or play dead if they're attacked - and we all know that's the peaceful solution to all the problems of the world.