Monday, April 10, 2006

Political Genius Affleck Shows Just How Much He Knows on Bill Maher's Show

Democrat Activist Actor Ben Affleck said that President Bush, “probably leaked” noted CIA pencil pusher / Vanity Fair cover girl Valerie Plame's name and noted that, “if he did, you can be hung for that! That's treason!” “You could be killed." Showing off just how aware he is of what is going on he continued, "That's not a joking around Tom DeLay 'I'll do a year, I bribed the state officials with corporate money.' That's like they shoot you in the battlefield for doing that.” Although DeLay has not been charged with bribery, Affleck's secret actor powers can get inside DeLay's brain and see that he eventually wanted to bribe officials and that alone should constitute a crime just as all thoughts and statements that go against Hollywood leftist thought should be against the law. Affleck appeared on "Real Time with Bill Maher" with Senator Joe Biden and author Bill Sammon.
Affleck went on to call DeLay a “criminal.” After Mr. Sammon asserted that the left had lost their poster boy after DeLay resigned, Affleck answered, "Tom DeLay personally gerrymandered that district so severely that it looks like a map of Italy....There won't be a Democrat elected in that seat for a thousand years. You can't say he's the poster boy for the left. He happens to be an incredibly powerful Republican who is a criminal and now you blame Democrats for pointing it out!" Maher nodded in agreement. Actually DeLay's redistricting gave away Republican seats to less Republican districts so Republicans could win there - but hey! It's Affleck - so what if he doesn't get his political facts right - my grandma thinks he's just hunky dory and has vowed to suffer through any sequels to "Gigli" and "Jersey Girl" or any other crappy movie Ben plans to make.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Tiffany said...

RR:

Ben is is dreamy/sexy/good looking. You are attacking Ben. QED, you hate Ben and America and could be found guilty of treason. Do you understand?

Remember, it all comes down to Ben being dreamy/sexy/good looking.

Tiffany

11:18 AM  

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